CraziBastid

carllees:

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carllees:

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(but they are brilliant!)

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Me: Hey, so, it looks like if you'd renewed your membership card last year, you would have saved $25 by now
Customer: I don't know, I didn't use it that much.
Me: Actually, you did! You saved over $40 when you had it. That's quite a lot.
Customer: So where is it?
Me: Where is what?
Customer: The $40.
Me: I don't know. You have it. You saved it.
Customer: No, I don't. You never gave me any money.
Me: Sir, you saved it. That means it was your money originally, and you just didn't spend it.
Customer: So if I renew, will you give me the money?
Me: No, because it was always your money to begin with. That was money you saved by not spending as much, because you had the membership card. It was yours. Your money. We never saw that money.
Customer: So...you'll give it back to me?
Me: ....
Customer Service Problem #34

Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.

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marvelentertainment:

In celebration of Marvel Comics’ 75th Anniversary, Marvel proudly presents a deluxe collection of its 10 mightiest Masterworks hardcovers, plus the all-new, long-in-demand NOT BRAND ECHH VOL. 1 and the AVENGERS 75TH ANNIVERSARY BY ALEX ROSS POSTER signed by none other than Stan “The Man” Lee!

MARVEL FAMOUS FIRSTS: 75TH ANNIVERSARY MASTERWORKS SLIPCASE SETarrives in local comic book retailers September 3 and contains the following monumental Marvel collected moments:

CAPTAIN AMERICA VOL. 1 HC
264 pgs. - collecting Tales of Suspense #59-81

DAREDEVIL VOL. 1 HC
256 pgs. - collecting Daredevil #1-11

DOCTOR STRANGE VOL. 1 HC
328 pgs. - collecting Strange Tales #110-111 and  #114 - 141, and Amazing Spider-Man Annual  #2

NOT BRAND ECHH VOL. 1 HC
456 pgs. - collecting Not Brand Echh #1-13; and material from Amazing Spider-Man Annual #5, Avengers Annual #2, Daredevil Annual #1, Fantastic Four Annual  #5 and Sgt. Fury Annual #4.

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN VOL. 1 HC
272 pgs. – collecting Amazing Fantasy #15 and Amazing Spider-Man #1-10.

THE AVENGERS VOL. 1 HC
248 pgs. - collecting Avengers #1-10

THE FANTASTIC FOUR VOL. 1 HC
272 pgs. - collecting Fantastic Four #1-10

THE INCREDIBLE HULK VOL. 1 HC
176 pgs. - collecting Hulk #1-6

THE INVINCIBLE IRON MAN VOL. 1 HC
208 pgs. - collecting Tales of Suspense #39-50

THE MIGHTY THOR VOL. 1 HC
280 pgs. - collecting Journey into Mystery #83-100

THE X-MEN VOL. 1 HC
248 pgs. - collecting X-Men #1-10

For more on Marvel’s 75th Anniversary, please visit marvel.com/75, like us on Facebook at facebook.com/marvel and join in the conversation on Twitter with #marvel and don’t forget to follow us at @marvel.

Hardcover: 3,016 pages
Language: English
ISBN-10: 0785191283
ISBN-13: 978-0785191285
Product Dimensions: 19 x 16.8 x 13.5 inches
Shipping Weight: 33.4 pounds
On Sale: September, 3

I want!

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fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.

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allronix:

Ah, Alfred. The snark is strong with you. 

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The Making of Lady and the Tramp (1955)

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